The April Fools1969

Howard Brubaker:
You don't understand. It was nothing like that. See, she's... she's a princess and I'm a frog who got changed into a prince.

Ted Gunther:
Brubaker...

Howard Brubaker:
Now I was a prince at first.

Ted Gunther:
That's enough, Brubaker...

Howard Brubaker:
But then I got changed into a frog until her kiss.

Ted Gunther:
Brubaker, you're not a frog.

Howard Brubaker:
Right.

Ted Gunther:
As cruel as that may seem in your current state, I want you to recognize that as the truth.

Howard Brubaker:
I'm not a frog now. I'm a prince. But I was a frog.

Ted Gunther:
Brubaker, repeat this simple sentence after me. "I am not now nor have I ever been a frog."

Howard Brubaker:
No.

Ted Gunther:
Repeat, Brubaker. "I am not now nor have I ever been a frog."

Howard Brubaker:
[Shakes his head and starts to leave]

Ted Gunther:
Brubaker. You need some rest. You also need to consult a doctor. Either a psychiatrist... or a veterinarian.