The 40-Year-Old Virgin2005

Andy:
She has three kids and one of her kids has a kid.

[Cal starts coughing on his marijuana]

Andy:
You all right?

Cal:
Did you just say she has three kids, one of whom has a kid?

Andy:
Yeah.

Cal:
So, so she's a grandma.

Andy:
No.

Cal:
I'm not a doctor or anything like that but she's a f***ing grandma.

Andy:
Yeah, whatever, you know.

Cal:
She's the hottest grandma I ever saw.

Andy:
Yeah, she is. She's a hot grandma!

Cal:
That's a good-looking grandma. My grandma looks like Jack Palance.

Andy:
Well, she's no Jack Palance.

Cal:
No. If Jack Palance looked like that lady, I would want to f*** Jack Palance right now.