The Full Treatment1960

Connie:
[Screaming] Ahhhhhhh!

Harry Stonehouse:
[Annoyed] Now what?

Connie:
A spider!

David Prade:
Oh, it's quite harmless... unless you're a male spider. This is a female.

Connie:
You sure have good eyesight!

David Prade:
No, the male is always small, and, in case you're interested, he gets eaten by the female after he has performed his necessary function.

Baroness de la Vailion:
[In French] Ooo lala!

David Prade:
Ah, you know, women tend to do the same thing.

Baroness de la Vailion:
I must say I have never tried it.

David Prade:
[laughs] I mean mentally and psychologically.

Denise Colby:
You've obviously talked to a lot of spiders.

David Prade:
No, but I've talked to men, and, like spiders, many of them enjoy being eaten psychologically.

Harry Stonehouse:
[Alan seems to react negatively to this last remark] You can take me off the list.

David Prade:
Oh, some fight against it. It's a mechanism of this sort, a bid to stave off being eaten by women which operates in certain individuals. [Alan again appears to take Prade's remark personally]

Denise Colby:
Is that why you're a bachelor? [Everybody laughs]