The Happiest Millionaire1967

Anthony J. Drexel Biddle:
[singing] I've been bit on my finger! It could've been my leg! It could've been my head, I might've died! In a time of mortal peril, any man should expect that his family will come rushing to his side! What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that? My family rushing to my side, what's wrong with that?

John Lawless:
[confused] Oh, not a thing, sir, I'm sure.

Anthony J. Drexel Biddle:
[singing] I'm a good-hearted husband, I'm generous and kind, no wife could have a life as free of cares! So when a good-hearted husband has been bit, it's only right, that his wife should share the agony he bears! What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that? I want my wife to share my life, what's wrong with that? [walks away] Cordelia!

John Lawless:
[to the audience] Well now, that answers a whole slew o' questions, don't it?