The Happy Poet2010

Donny:
It's like I always say dude, you gotta take life by the sack... before it takes you by the sack. 'Cause it'll squeeze, dude. You gotta be the one doing the squeezin'.

Bill:
Yeah, I mean, that's... that's what I'm trying to do now, you know? Be the one doing the squeezing. It's just, uhhh... doesn't feel very good.

Donny:
That's what I'm sayin' dude, I mean, neither option feels good. But which one feels worse? It's squeeze or be squeezed dude! That's life, man! We all get our nuts in a vice from time to time.

Bill:
Yeah, that's how I feel right now, you know? My nuts are in a vice.