The Last Voyage1960

Second Engineer Walsh:
You know how they pick the captains for these luxury jobs. They have to pass a lot of tests. Sure, he's got to pass the dancing test, the personality test, know how to calm the passengers, make with the jokes. That's what counts.

Chief Engineer Pringle:
You're pretty bitter, aren't you, Walsh?

Second Engineer Walsh:
Oh, no. My dad once shipped out with a skipper like this. A joker who only thought of breaking records and never inconveniencing the passengers... until it was too late.

Chief Engineer Pringle:
What ship was that?

Second Engineer Walsh:
The Titanic.