Cars 22011

[Francesco Bernoulli is a guest on Mel Dorado's TV show; Mater called in to argue with Bernoulli, and McQueen takes the phone.]

Lightning McQueen:
[over the phone] Yeah, hi, this is Lightning McQueen.

Francesco Bernoulli:
The Lightning McQueen, eh?!

Lightning McQueen:
Look, I don't appreciate my best friend being insulted like that.

Francesco Bernoulli:
McQueen, that was your best friend? Ohhh... There's a difference between you and Francesco! Francesco knows how good he is. He doesn't have to surround himself with tow trucks to prove it.

Lightning McQueen:
Yeah, those are strong words from a car that is so fragile.

Francesco Bernoulli:
FRAGILE! HE CALLS-A FRANCESCO FRAGILE! Not-a so fast, McQueen!

Lightning McQueen:
"Not so fast." What is that? Your new motto?

Francesco Bernoulli:
Motto?! [Rants and curses rapidly in Italian] ...PROGRAMMA RIDICULO!!!

[Francesco continues his rant but gets gets muted by the TV censors, and storms off-camera]