The Ridiculous 62015

[first lines]

Clem:
Lookie here. My day is made. I didn't even finish breakfast and I get to kill me a stinkin' Injun.

Tommy aka White Knife:
Injun? Nah. I just dress like this so's I don't get scalped out on the prairie.

Clem:
Oh, well, that's a convincing outfit. Yeah, you can't be too safe out there... with all of them savages runnin' around. So, what can I do you for?

Tommy aka White Knife:
Need some flour. Five sacks. And a carrot with peanut butter on it. Now, what's that gonna run me?

Clem:
Well, sack of flour's 45 cents. So, five sacks... is 40...

Tommy aka White Knife:
Wanna get back to me on that?

Clem:
Yeah, look. Now, the flour's in the basement. You can fetch it yourself.

Tommy aka White Knife:
Much obliged.