The Secret Policeman's Other Ball

The Secret Policeman's Other Ball1982

Genre: Comedy, Documentary, Music
The Secret Policeman's Other Ball was the fourth of the benefit shows staged by the British Section of Amnesty International to raise funds for its research and campaign work in the human rights field. It was the second of many shows to bear the ce… more »



The Crazy Interviewer:
Good evening. Tonight, we're taking a look at Beekeeping, and here to tell us all about it, we have in the studio a man who's been keeping bees for over forty years. Mr. Reginald Prawnbaum. Good evening, Mr. Prawnbaum.

Reginald Prawnbaum:
Good evening.

The Crazy Interviewer:
Tell me. What first interested you in the bee world, Mr. Prawnbaum?

Reginald Prawnbaum:
Well, um, even as a child, I used to...

The Crazy Interviewer:
Ssshh.

Reginald Prawnbaum:
I'm sorry, shouldn't I have said that?

The Crazy Interviewer:
No, of course you should have. Pay no attention, please. When I say "Ssshh", it's just a nervous mannerism I've picked up. If, uh, if I want you to be quiet, I will say "Sush". You were saying?

Reginald Prawnbaum:
Oh, well, even as a child, I used to wander around...

The Crazy Interviewer:
Ssshh.

Reginald Prawnbaum:
[Briefly pauses] Oh, sorry. In the fields near my home, watching the bees fly from flower to flower...

The Crazy Interviewer:
Ssshh.

Reginald Prawnbaum:
...and taking note of the flowers that they visited.

The Crazy Interviewer:
Sush.

Reginald Prawnbaum:
Was that wrong?

The Crazy Interviewer:
I'm so sorry, did I say "Sush"? I meant "Ssshh". Do go on, it's most interesting.

Reginald Prawnbaum:
And so, I have grown to love the little...

The Crazy Interviewer:
Ssshh.

Reginald Prawnbaum:
...creatures. I mean, nature really has produced a little masterpiece in the life...

The Crazy Interviewer:
QUACK! Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm afraid that's a reflex action too. I squawk whenever someone mentions the word "life"... QUACK! You see, even when I mention it myself. I should have told you. Please go on.

Reginald Prawnbaum:
Oh, uh, very well. Well, the bees are divided into different categories.

The Crazy Interviewer:
Sssssshhhhh.

Reginald Prawnbaum:
Uh, the Queen Bee, whose lifespan...

The Crazy Interviewer:
QUACK!

Reginald Prawnbaum:
...whose living expectancy is only one year.

The Crazy Interviewer:
Ssshh.

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