Despicable Me 22013

Gru:
[lifting a floor tile; smiling maliciously] We're stealth ninjas. We make no sound.

Lucy:
Right. Gotcha. [kicks the door open, much to Gru's astonishment] Ya!

Gru:
[maliciously] Alright, El Macho. You're going down.

Lucy:
[stops him] Wait! Wait.

Gru:
What? [Lucy takes a spray can out of her purse and starts spraying the air; confused] What are you doing?

Lucy:
I'm checking for laser beam alarm triggers.

Gru:
It's a restaurant! [looks at her sternly]

Lucy:
You never know what booby traps this guy could've set, huh? Come on!

Gru:
There are no booby traps. [accidentally steps on a wire unseen, triggering and ringing a bell]

Lucy:
Ha! [pointing to the bell] Booby! [The door leading to the kitchen suddenly opens, causing Lucy to become startled, quickly hiding behind Gru. The shadow reveals none other than a chicken] Huh, there's a chicken. [gasps] Are you lost, little guy? You must be lost!

Gru:
[points to the chicken, referring to it; smug] Ha! Some guard dog. [the chicken suddenly leaps on him, continuously pecking his bald head] Aah! Get it off of me! Get it off of me! Get it off of me!