Van Stone: Tour of Duty2006

Lonnie Van Stone:
Hey bro, where's all the troops?

Randy Van Stone:
I don't know. Maybe they didn't open the ticket gates yet.

Lonnie Van Stone:
What gates?

Randy Van Stone:
Hey bro, sir, dude, officer, um, where's all the troops we're supposed to be supporting?

Lt. Perry:
Oh the, uh, the troops? Um, oh, well, we thought it wouldn't be fair to all the troops if only a few of the troops got to see you. So, we decided to simulcast the performance to all the troops all over the world. Via satellite.

Randy Van Stone:
So, where's the cameras?

Lt. Perry:
Cameras? Um, on the satellite... Yeah, spy cam stuff. It's really, really, nifty. I'm gonna take off. I'm gonna go over here.