The First Wives Club1996

Elise:
You think just because I'm a movie star, I don't have feelings, well, you're wrong! I do have feelings! I'm an actress! I have ALL of them!

Brenda:
(putting on a meek voice) Well, I wouldn't understand. You see I'm just a poor little housewife, in a little apron, with a little child to raise!

Elise:
Yeah, well, you were always jealous of me, even in college, because I was blonde and beautiful and talented, and I could have any guy I wanted!

Annie:
(faintly in the background) Um, you guys...

Brenda:
And did! Every guy! Most of the senior class and half the faculty!

Elise:
Well! It was the Sixties!

Brenda:
(scornful) Look at this place! Is this where your fanclub meets? Do you have ritual sacrifices?!

Elise:
Put that down! Put that down! I won that!

Brenda:
I remember! Your first talkie!

Elise:
Yeah, what did you ever win? A pie eating contest? Best Digestion?! (she screams as Brenda throws the statuette) Oh no... Brenda, this is a Golden Globe! It's sacred! It's... TRADEMARKED!! (Elise throws the statue at Brenda and smashes the wall mirror)

Brenda:
(frightened, she barks) "Are you CRAZY!?"