The Hangover2009

Doug:
All good with Melissa?

Stu:
Oh, yeah. Told her we're two hours outside of wine country, and she bought it.

Phil:
Don't you think it's strange that you've been in a relationship for three years, and you still have to lie about going to Vegas?

Stu:
Yeah, I do. But trust me, it's not worth the fight.

Phil:
Oh, so you can't go to Vegas, but she can f*** a bellhop on a Carnival Cruise Line?

Stu:
Okay. First of all, he was a bartender. And she was wasted. And, if you must know, he didn't even come inside her.

Phil:
And you believe that?

Stu:
Uh, yeah, I do believe that, because she's grossed out by semen.