How to Train Your Dragon2010

Gobber:
Welcome to Dragon Training!

Astrid:
No turning back.

[The teens enter the arena and look around in wonder]

Tuffnut:
I hope I get some serious burns!

Ruffnut:
I'm hoping for some mauling, like on my shoulder or lower back.

Astrid:
[wryly] Yeah, it's only fun if you get a scar out of it.

Hiccup:
[entering behind the others; unenthusiastic] Yeah, no kidding, right? Pain, love it.

Tuffnut:
Oh, great! Who let him in?

Gobber:
Let's get started! The recruit who does best will win the honor of killing his first dragon in front of the entire village.

Snotlout:
[jokingly] Hiccup already killed a Night Fury, so does that disqualify him, or...? :[All of the students, except Hiccup, snicker]

Tuffnut:
Can I transfer to the class with the cool Vikings?

Gobber:
(aside, to Hiccup) Don't worry, you're small and you're weak. That'll make you less of a target. They'll see you as sick or insane and go after the more Viking-like teens instead. [aloud, to the other teens] Behind these doors are just a few of the many species you will learn to fight. The Deadly Nadder...

Fishlegs:
Speed: 8, Armor: 16

Gobber:
The Hideous Zippleback...

Fishlegs:
Plus 11 stealth. Times 2.

Gobber:
The Monstrous Nightmare...

Fishlegs:
Firepower: 15.

Gobber:
The Terrible Terror...

Fishlegs:
Attack: 8, venom: 12!

Gobber:
[irritated] CAN YOU STOP THAT?! [calms down] And the Gronckle.

Fishlegs:
[whispers to Hiccup] Jaw strength: 8.