The Kentucky Fried Movie

The Kentucky Fried Movie1977

The Kentucky Fried Movie is a 1977 film with a series of short, highly irreverent, and quite often tasteless skits. more »



Loo:
And who are they?

Dr. Klahn:
Refuse, found in waterfront bars.

Loo:
Shanghaied?

Dr. Klahn:
Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.

Prisoner #1:
Where are we?

Prisoner #2:
I don't care!

Loo:
And these?

Dr. Klahn:
These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.

Prisoner #3:
I don't know who I am?

Prisoner #4:
And I don't drink!

Dr. Klahn:
Guards! [to prisoner] Do you care?

Prisoner #5:
No.

Dr. Klahn:
Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.

Guard:
What do you drink?

Prisoner #5:
I don't care.

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