Heneral Luna2015

Antonio Luna:
I am quite sequestering that train!

British Train Conductor:
Are you what? (laughs) Don't be absurd, sir!

Francisco "Paco" Román:
Baliw daw kayo, Heneral. (He says you're crazy.)

Antonio Luna:
Absurd? Absurd!? Commandant General of the Philippines absurd? Arrest him.

British Train Conductor:
No wait wait wait! Look , see I have my passport! Read the signature on that document.

Antonio Luna:
Oh my goodness! Signed by Secretary of State, Lord Salisbury.

British Train Conductor:
None other. So my dear chaps, if you would just release me.

Antonio Luna:
Nauubsan na ako ng Inglés. Arestuhin niyo na tang ina naman o! Sige na! Rápido! Ingles-inglesin mo 'ko sa bayan ko, puñeta! (I'm running out of English. Arrest him already! Damn it! Quickly! Damn your foreign tongue.)