SLC Punk!1998

Heroin Bob:
You know that sh*t you guys do? You're f***ing yourselves up, man. F***ing acid, it never leaves your body. It's in your f***ing spinal cord forever. Let me tell you something about the nature of chemicals, man. You know that dude, Napoleon? Yeah. He was banished to an island when the French got sick of him. That's right! He supposedly died of stomach problems, right? Wrong! He was actually poisoned over a long period of time; murdered by arsenic, a preservative. And you know how?

Stevo:
No idea.

Heroin Bob:
His hair.

Stevo:
His hair.

Heroin Bob:
His f***ing hair! It was arsenic. You could tell how long he was being poisoned by following the traces of poison up his hair. Dude, dude, dude, if you do enough hits of it, you're dead!

Stevo:
Really makes you think, doesn't it, Bob?

Heroin Bob:
Th-think what?

Stevo:
That chemistry's the wrong f***ing major for a guy like you! It's the wrong major, Bob!

Heroin Bob:
Well, you should lay off the acid anyways, man!