Cats & Dogs2001

Mr. Tinkles:
As for you, Brody herd, I have a very, very, special...[Reaches into a box on the desk, and pulls out cork gun] gift! [angrily] WHAT?!

Scott:
Whoa!

Mr. Tinkles:
I thought I told you to buy a real gun!

Calico:
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

Mr. Tinkles:
Ohh! What possible use could I have for this?! [Throws the cork gun, firing the cork, breaking things and setting the room on fire] Hey. I'm so clever. [Starts to leave] You know this is? Yeah, this is just plain fun, yeah. [to Calico] I want you to stay here.

Calico:
Why?

Mr. Tinkles:
Because I hate you. [Closes the door, leaving Calico locked inside]

Calico:
[Begins pawing desperately at the door] No! NO! NOOO! HELP! NO! LET ME OUT!