Chasing Amy1997

Holden:
What are you doing?

Alyssa:
Get back in the car and get out of here.

Holden:
What, are you going to hitch to New York?

Alyssa:
Yeah!

Holden:
Well, aren't you at least going to comment?

Alyssa:
Here's my comment: f*** you!

Holden:
Why?

Alyssa:
That was so unfair. You know how unfair that was!

Holden:
What, it's unfair that I'm in love with you?

Alyssa:
No, it's unfortunate that you're in love with me. It's unfair that you felt the f***ing need to unburden your soul about it! Do you remember for one f***ing second who I am?!

Holden:
So? I mean, you know, people change.

Alyssa:
Oh, it's that simple? You fall in love with me and want a romantic relationship, nothing changes for you! With the exception of feeling hunky-dory all the time, but what about me, Holden?! It's not that simple! I just can't get into a relationship with you without throwing my whole f***ing world into upheaval!

Holden:
Alyssa, that's every relationship! There's always going to be a period of adjustment.

Alyssa:
[She pauses, looking at him with disdain] "Period of adjustment"? [She hits him] THERE'S NO PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT, HOLDEN! I AM F***ING GAY! THAT'S WHO I AM! AND YOU ASSUME THAT I CAN JUST TURN THAT AROUND JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT A F***ING CRUSH?!

Holden:
If this is a crush, I don't think I could take it if the real thing ever happened.

Alyssa:
[She shakes her head ruefully] Go home, Holden.