The Last Boy Scout1991

Jimmy Dix:
Okay, you pull up and I yell at them.

Joe Hallenbeck:
What?!

Jimmy Dix:
Pull up next to them, I'll roll my window down and yell at them!

Joe Hallenbeck:
That's the lamest f***ing plan I ever heard!

Jimmy Dix:
Can we try it?!

Joe Hallenbeck:
It's bulletproof glass, they're not gonna hear you, you moron!

[Dix takes out a sheet of paper and a pen and starts drawing something]

Joe Hallenbeck:
Now what are you doing?

Jimmy Dix:
I'm drawing them a picture.

Joe Hallenbeck:
What is that?

Jimmy Dix:
It's a bomb.

Joe Hallenbeck:
It doesn't look like a bomb, it looks like an apple with lines coming out of it! They're gonna say, "don't open the briefcase, it's full of fresh fruit"!

Jimmy Dix:
You wanna draw the damn thing?

[As they pull alongside the bodyguards' car Dix scrawls "BOM" below his drawing]

Jimmy Dix:
[shows Hallenbeck the drawing] Happy?

Joe Hallenbeck:
Are you kidding me?

[Dix puts the drawing up against his window, showing it to the bodyguards]

Jimmy Dix:
Always criticizing my sh*t. I can't do nothing right.

[The bodyguards look at the drawing, then shoot at Dix and Hallenbeck]

Jimmy Dix:
Oh, sh*t!

Joe Hallenbeck:
I forgot to tell you. "Bom" means "f*** you" in Polish.

Jimmy Dix:
Hey, that's not funny, man! I almost bought it there!

Joe Hallenbeck:
Tragic loss to the art world, let me tell ya.