Bean1997

[Bean tries to block the main door with a plant when David walks in via the side door]

David Langley:
Seems to be a problem with the...[notices Bean trying to block the main door]...door. [notices the "Whistler's Mother" painting is gone] Where's the picture gone?

Mr. Bean:
Uh... Um, uh...

David Langley:
What? What? What? What? [Bean picks up the painting with the tarp over it and drops the tarp to reveal a cartoon face over the damaged spot; David freaks out] OH, JEEZ! OH, GOD! OH, OH, JEEZ! GOD, OH! MARY, MOTHER OF JESUS! JESUS OF NAZARETH! [Bean quickly turns the painting away while David shuts the door and locks it] Wait a minute... Why am I worried about this?! You did it! All I have to do is go out and tell them what happened! Oh, perfect! Then they'll say, "Who left him alone with the picture?" And I say, "Me"! And they'll say "You're fired!" I say "Fine"! No, no, no, no, no! Then they say "Firing's not enough. Let's prosecute you for negligence." Then I go to jail, my wife leaves me, my daughter becomes a prostitute, I wind up on death row sharing a cell with Butch McDick! [takes a deep breath] All right, calm down. I just gotta calm down. Okay, okay. Give me one more look at the painting. [Bean shows David the painting again; David freaks out once again] OH, GOD! OH, GOD! [David screams out of the window] GOD! OH, GOD!