Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy2004

Ron:
Hello.

Veronica:
Hello.

Ron:
Hope I'm not disturbing you, but, uh, I saw you from across the party, and, uh, I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie. I mean, that thing is good. I wanna be with friends with it.

Veronica:
Well, you certainly know how to compliment a woman. Now, if you'll excuse me.

[She starts to leave.]

Ron:
Do you know who I am?

Veronica:
No, I - I can't say that I do.

Ron:
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.

Veronica:
Really?

Ron:
People know me.

Veronica:
Well, I'm very happy for you.

Ron:
I'm very important. Uh, I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I - I - I'm friends with Merlin Olsen, too. He's - comes over on occasion.

[He laughs.]

Ron:
That's stupid.

Veronica:
No, no, that's . . . very exciting.

Ron:
Listen, can - can I start over again?

Veronica:
Sure.

Ron:
I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there. And if you like, you can take it. If you don't, send it right back. I wanna be on you.

[Veronica leaves.]

Ron:
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I . . . I wanna be on you.