Flushed Away2006

Rita:
What are you, some kind of rat boomerang?! Give me back my ruby!

Roddy:
I haven't got your ruby!

[the ruby falls on Roddy's hand, Rita gasps]

Roddy:
Okay. Well, now I've got your ruby.

Roddy:
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!

Rita:
Please be careful! That ruby means a lot to me. It's priceless!

Roddy:
Hold on... [looks at the ruby] It's a fake.

Rita:
Ha, ha, ha! No, it's blooming not. It's real!

Roddy:
No, no, look. It's..it’s just glass.

Rita:
It's real!

Roddy:
Fake.

Rita:
Real!

Roddy:
Fake.

Rita:
Real!

Roddy:
Fake.

[short pause]

Rita:
Real!

Roddy:
Fake.

Rita:
Real!

Roddy:
Fake.

Rita:
Real!

Roddy:
Fake.

Rita:
Real!

Roddy:
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look. You can tell. Watch this. [breaks the ruby; Rita gasps in shock, as they watch the ruby pieces sink in the water] There, you see? I mean, you can't break a real ruby. [Rita growls furiously as she looks at him] Ah, right. I probably should've done that, but look on the bright side, I saved your neck. I mean, once the Toad knows it's worthless, he'll stop chasing you for it. Roddy St. James saves the day! [Rita punches him, and he tumbles into the bottom of the boat]