Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

     

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo2005

Stars: Rob Schneider, Eddie Griffin, Jeroen Krabbé, Til Schweiger
Genre: Comedy
Rating: R
Runtime: 83 minutes

If the repeated use of the phrase "man-whore" is your recipe for hilarity, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo is your movie. Rob Schneider (The Hot Chick, The Animal) returns as the hapless male prostitute, in this case lured back into the man-whore lif… more »


[After T.J. tricks Deuce that space cakes are not hash brownies, Deuce eats a space cake and starts hallucinating that he "enters a painting" per the request of the beautiful woman in the painting. Once "inside the painting", he approaches the woman]

Beautiful Woman in Painting:
Maybe YOU can help me.

Deuce Bigalow:
Really?

Beautiful Woman in Painting:
I don't want a man who's chiseled and sculpted. I like soft and weak.

Deuce Bigalow:
You do?

Beautiful Woman in Painting:
I want a man who's unemployed. And went to a community college.

Deuce Bigalow:
I am...and I did.

Beautiful Woman in Painting:
And you know what really turns me on?

Deuce Bigalow:
What?

Beautiful Woman in Painting:
Is thinking about him in his tighty whities...sitting at his computer...and visiting different porn sites...and taking the free tour...with no intention of ever joining.

Deuce Bigalow:
I don't have a credit card!

Beautiful Woman in Painting:
Kiss my chest.

Deuce Bigalow:
Okay!

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