The Devil's Advocate1997

Kevin:
Why the law? Cut the sh*t, Dad! Why lawyers? Why the law?

Milton:
Because the law, my boy, puts us into everything. It's the ultimate backstage pass; it's the new priesthood, baby. Did you know there are more students in law school than there are lawyers walking the Earth? We're coming out, guns blazing! The two of you, all of us, acquittal after acquittal after acquittal... until the stench of it reaches so high and far into heaven, it chokes the whole f***ing lot of them.

Kevin:
In the Bible, you lose. We're destined to lose, Dad.

Milton:
Well, consider the source, son. Besides, we're gonna write our own book; Chapter 1, right here. This altar, this moment...

Christabella:
Will you stop talking? You talk too much, both of you. Kevin, look at me; just look at me.

Milton:
Oh! She is really stunning.

Christabella:
Who am I?

Kevin:
I've wanted you from the moment we met.

Milton:
Diaboli virtus in lumbas est, diaboli virtus in lumbas est... Virtue of the devil is in his loins.

Kevin:
What about love?

Milton:
Overrated. Biochemically, no different than eating large quantities of chocolate.

Christabella:
Hey. In two minutes, you won't be thinking about Mary Ann ever again. Come here.

Milton:
She's right, my son. It's time to step up and take what's yours.

Kevin:
You're right, it's time. Free will, right? [shoots himself in the head]