Ice Age: Continental Drift2012

Sid:
[recovering from a lotus berry] I can wiggle my toe again! The little piggy who went to market! W-wait! I'm talking again! I had so many things trapped in me that I couldn't say... like "Hey, I'm not dead", and why does a hurricane have an eye but not an ear...?

[Manny and Granny groan as Sid babbles on and on]

Granny:
I'll push him overboard. You guys say it was an accident.

Manny:
I'm in. How 'bout you, Diego? Diego? [sees Diego pacing back and forth] Hey, relax, buddy! Captain Crazy and his floating petting zoo are history! C'mon, we're finally heading home!

Diego:
I dunno what's wrong with me. I can't eat, can't sleep. Maybe I'm comin' down with something.

Manny:
[chuckles] Ohhoho! I know what you've got... the "L word".

Sid:
Yeah! Leprosy.

Manny:
No, Sid, no. It's four letters. Starts with L, ends with E.

Sid:
Aha! Lice!

Manny:
NO! Diego, my friend, is in love.

Sid:
Oh, yeah! Love!

Diego:
You mean with the pirate? No.

Sid:
Oh, Shira's gotten under your skin! Come on, admit it!

Manny:
A rugged saber like you...

Sid:
A more rugged saber like her. [laughs]

Diego:
No, no, no. You guys are dead wrong! [leaves]

Manny:
[he and Sid stare at each other, then burst out laughing] Denial is the clincher! You're in love, p*ssy cat!

Both:
? Diego and Shira, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! ?

Diego:
Real mature, guys. Real mature...