Inspector Gadget 22003

Dr. Claw:
Brick, retrieve my darts! McKibble, serve my tea!

McKibble:
I don't see why we gotta retrieve your darts and serve your tea.

Brick:
Yeah!

McKibble:
We're vicious minions, not valets.

(Dr. Claw pinches McKibble's nose. McKibble groans in pain, and chuckles)

McKibble:
One sugar, or two?

Dr. Claw:
Two.

(Dr. Claw lets go)

Brick:
Here, boss. Dr. Claw, the place is a dump. What happened to your multi-million dollar high-rise evil headquarters?

Dr. Claw:
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO IT?!

(Brick and McKibble duck, as Claw tosses a fistful of darts at the picture of Inspector Gadget)

Dr. Claw:
When Gadget arrested me, the police confiscated all my assets. But after we've pulled out the crime of the century, I'll be back on top again.

McKibble:
Great. Another crime of the century. I'm still on parole for the last one.

Brick:
What's the plan this time?

Dr. Claw:
Watch and see. (turns on the TV)

TV Anchor:
The Federal Reserve Bank with a deposit of over five trillion dollars in pure gold was build two years ago after Riverton declared statistically the safest City in America. Utilizing the latest in security technology and a squadron of armed guards, the bank is considered impregnable.

Dr. Claw:
(turns off the TV and crushes the remote) Not for long.

Brick:
We're gonna rob the Federal Reserve!

Dr. Claw:
Right before Riverton's eyes, and there won't be a thing Inspector Gadget can do about it.

Brick:
How we gonna do that? They said the bank was impen-- impreg-- Really hard to get into.

McKibble:
Yeah. I don't see how.

Dr. Claw:
That's why you're just minions, and I'm an evil genius.

Brick:
He's got a point.

McKibble:
Yeah.

Dr. Claw:
We are going to build the ultimate super weapon! But we haven't much time. We need to be ready in ten days, because next Thursday at exactly 9:23 AM, the X-Force One Satellite will be directly over Riverton. And by then, we need to steal ion fuel cells, a protoid laser, and a ruby. Plus, a few miscellaneous knick knacks.

Brick:
Yum. (smacks lips) I love knick knacks. (McKibble groans)