Hook

     

Hook1991

Director: Steven Spielberg
Stars: Dustin Hoffman, Robin Williams, Julia Roberts, Bob Hoskins, Maggie Smith
Genre: Action, Drama, Family, War
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 142 minutes

Steven Spielberg's deeply flawed but sporadically fun and moving update of the Peter Pan legend stars Robin Williams as the grown-up Pan, a corporate-takeover type who must embrace his old identity in order to save his kids from Captain Hook (Dustin… more »


Peter:
[he and Rufio are having an insult fight] Substitute chemistry teacher!

Lost Boy:
C'mon Rufio, hit him back!

Rufio:
Mung tongue!

Peter:
Math tutor.

Rufio:
Pinhead!

Peter:
Prison Barber.

Rufio:
Mother lover!

Peter:
Nearsighted gynecologist.

Rufio:
In your face, camel cake!

Peter:
In your rear, cow derriere!

Rufio:
Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig!

Peter:
You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, dude!

Thud:
Bangerang, Peter!!! [the rest of the Lost Boys cheer for Peter]

Rufio:
[losing confidence] You-- You man! Stupid, stupid man!

Peter:
Hey, Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger, why don't you just EAT ME!? You two-toned, zebra headed, slime-coated, pimple-farming, paramecium brain, munching-on-your-own-mucus, suffering from PETER PAN? ENVY!!!

Lost Boy:
What's a paramecium brain?

Peter:
I'll tell you what a paramecium is! [points at Rufio] THAT'S a paramecium! It's a one-celled critter WITH NO BRAIN THAT CAN'T FLY! [to Rufio] Don't mess with me, man! I'M A LAWYER!!!

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