Hud1963

Hud Bannon:
...Where's my Jack Daniels?

Alma Brown:
I'd say you already drank it.

[Hud nuzzles one side of her neck from behind]

Alma Brown:
I don't like sudden passes.

Hud Bannon:
Well, there's another coming up on your right.

[He nuzzles the other side of her neck]

Alma Brown:
Don't you ever ask?

Hud Bannon:
The only question I ever ask any woman is, "What time is your husband coming home?" Now come on, let's get our shoelaces untied.

Alma Brown:
I've been asked with more finesse in my day.

[Hud backs off at last]

Hud Bannon:
I wouldn't want to come off crude. Want some perfume?

Alma Brown:
Sure; how about some colored beads and wampum, while you're at it?

Hud Bannon:
Whatever I need to make you trade.

Alma Brown:
Thanks, but I've done my time with one cold-blooded bastard; I'm not looking for another.

Hud Bannon:
It's too late, honey. You've already found him.