Grandma's Boy2006

Alex:
[after Yuri says he and Josh are being evicted after not paying rent for six months] No, no. That's impossible. We've never missed a payment. Every month, I give Josh hundreds of dollars of my money, and then he writes you a rent check. [to Josh] Right, Josh?

Josh:
[sniffling] I love them so much.

Alex:
[confused] You love who?

Josh:
[sniffling] The girls at Madame Kamay's Filipino Palace.

Alex:
[in disbelief] You've been spending our rent money on Filipino hookers?

Josh:
They're not hookers, they're massage therapists.

Big Mover [Kevin Nash]:
They'll massage your cock for money.

Other Mover:
There's a word for that; I think it's hooker?

Josh:
YOU'RE A HOOKER!

[movers throw their stuff down and stare at Josh, as if saying "What did you call us?!"]

Alex:
Whoa, wait.

Yuri:
Listen, Alex. I make you a special deal, huh? I give you five minutes to pack up all your sh*t you don't want thrown away, and if you take one extra minute, I have my two friends, they take your testicles, and remove them through your anus.