Little Miss Sunshine2006

Frank:
I take it you didn't like it at Sunset Manor?

Sheryl:
Frank.

Grandpa:
Are you kidding me? It was a f***ing paradise. They got pool, they got golf; now I'm stuck with Mr. Happy here, sleeping on a f***ing sofa. Look, I know you are a homo and all, but maybe you can appreciate this. You go to one of those places, there's four women for every guy. Can you imagine what that's like?

Frank:
You must have been very busy.

Grandpa:
Ho-oh. I had second degree burns on my johnson, I kid you not.

Frank:
Really?

Grandpa:
Forget about it.

Olive:
[takes off her headphones] What are you talking about?

Grandpa:
Politics.

Olive:
Oh. [Puts her headphones back on]

Grandpa:
[To Dwayne] F*** a lotta women, kid. I've got no reason to lie to you. Not just one woman. A lotta women.