Open Season2006

Elliot:
Ian's right, I'm a loser.

Boog:
No, you're not a loser.

Elliot:
Yes, I am!

Boog:
No, you're not!

Elliot:
Yes!

Boog:
No!

Elliot:
Trust me, you know the day I met you, Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck. What do you call that?

Boog:
Ahhh... a loser! But check this out. Behold, the Mighty Grizzly! I look like a bear, I talk like a bear. But I can't fish, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods!

Elliot:
That's nothin'! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!

Boog:
I ride a unicycle for crackers.

Elliot:
I have a glass eye.

Boog:
I can't snap.

Elliot:
I thought log was a color.

Boog:
I can't see my feet!

Elliot:
I killed a man (with this thumb)!

[both laugh]