Mr. Mom1983

Jack:
My brain is like oatmeal. I yelled at Kenny today for coloring outside the lines! Megan and I are starting to watch the same TV shows, and I'm liking them! I'm losing it.

Caroline:
Honey, I know what you're talking about. I've been there myself, alright?

Jack:
Well, if you're so unhappy, why don't you say something about it?

Caroline:
Because I wasn't unhappy! Look, maybe I was a little confused, maybe I was a little frustrated, but I knew what I was doing was important, because it means something to raise human beings. What saw me through was pride.

[Jack takes the bedspread, pillow and a pizza slice before heading out]

Caroline:
I've pride in this house, I've pride with my kids, and I've pride being Mrs. Jack Butler! Where are you going?

Jack:
[Eating pizza before going] I'm goin' downstairs to sleep on the fat couch if I can get through the door.

[Jack leaves the room]

Caroline:
Yeah, well be sure to take pride in some of that FAT, Porky!

[Caroline slams the door]