She-Devil1989

Mary Fisher:
How shall I inscribe this?

Ruth Patchett:
Would you sign it, "To Ruth"?

Mary Fisher:
"To Ruth, With Thanks, Mary Fisher."

Ruth Patchett:
Thank you.

Mary does a double take, having heard that name somewhere, but brushes it off. With a "devilish" twinkle in her eyes, Ruth departs; the next one in line steps up.

Alain:
Would you inscribe it "To Alain", please.

Mary Fisher:
Bien sur. (Translation: "Of course.")

Alain:
Your grasp of the Postmodern metaphor is wonderful, Mrs. Fisher.

Mary Fisher:
Oh, no, no, no. Miss Fisher. (She removes her glasses and begins to flirt) Please, call me...Mary.