ShrekShrek is love

Lord Farquaad:
[sees Thelonius dunking the gingerbread man in milk] That's enough! He's ready to talk. [puts him down; Farquaad laughs, then signals for the table to lower] Run, run, run, as you fast as you can; you can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!

Gingy:
You're a monster.

Lord Farquaad:
I'm not the monster here. You are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now, tell me! Where are the others?!

Gingy:
Eat me! [spits at Farquaad]

Lord Farquaad:
[grunts] I've tried to be fair with you creatures, but now my patience has reached its end! Tell me, or I'll--

[he reaches to pull off one of Gingy's buttons]

Gingy:
No! Not the buttons! Not the gumdrop buttons!

Lord Farquaad:
All right, then, who's hiding them?!

Gingy:
Okay! I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man?

Lord Farquaad:
The muffin man?

Gingy:
The muffin man.

Lord Farquaad:
Yes. I know the muffin man. Who-- Who lives on Drury Lane?

Gingy:
Well, she's married to the muffin man.

Lord Farquaad:
The muffin man?!

Gingy:
THE MUFFIN MAN!

Lord Farquaad:
She's married to the muffin man.