Soapdish1991

[Reading unrehearsed lines off the TelePrompTer]

Celeste Talbert:
[as Maggie] Dr. Randall, what a surprise! Are you having lunch here?

Jeffrey Anderson:
[as Dr. Randall] I will if it's that sample. Huh... I wish it was that simple.

Edmund Edwards:
[offstage] This guy never heard of contact lenses?

Jeffrey Anderson:
The test results have come back.

Celeste Talbert:
And?

Jeffrey Anderson:
And I'm afraid the results are very disturbing. It seems that Angelique has a rare case of brake fluid... [pause] Bran... fluid. Bran flavor.

Burton White:
What the hell?

David Barnes:
[offstage] Brain fever!

Edmund Edwards:
[offstage, loudly] Say it!

Celeste Talbert:
Brain fever!

Jeffrey Anderson:
[as Dr. Randall] Yes. Brain fever. Or what we call in Austria... [they both goggle at the word] Kopfgeschlagen. At the current rate of inflation, her brain will laterally explore the...

Celeste Talbert:
Literally explode?

Jeffrey Anderson:
Exactly, within the next three houses.

Celeste Talbert:
Hours?

Jeffrey Anderson:
Yes, will literally explode within next three hours. I would suggest leaving the restraint.

Celeste Talbert:
Restaurant?

Jeffrey Anderson:
Restaurant, yes.

Celeste Talbert:
Her brain will actually explode?

Jeffrey Anderson:
Yes, yes, I've, um, seen it happen. It's a dreadful, dreadful thug. Thing.