Spider-Man 22004

[Peter parks the car of two thieves outside the theater in a red zone]

Officer:
Hey, buddy! You park there, I'm towin' it!

Peter:
Whatever.

[Peter walks into theater lobby]

Doorman:
Ah! Shoelace.

[Peter stops, bends down to tie his shoelace, then moves forward again]

Doorman:
Wait, you might want to...[motions for Peter to fix tie]

[Peter fixes tie and moves forward again]

[Doorman stops him entering theater]

Doorman:
Can I help you?

Peter:
Yeah, I, uh, I've come to see the show.

Doorman:
Oh, I'm sorry, sir. "No one will be seated after the doors are closed." It helps maintain the illusion.

Peter:
Ah, I understand. Umm... Miss Watson, She's a friend of mine, she asked me to come.

Doorman:
But not to come late.

Peter:
But I have to see the show. If you just let me in, I'll stand by the–

Doorman:
Shh. [points his hands to the sign that says, "Quiet please while play is in progress"]