Steel Magnolias1989

Ouiser:
I shouldn't have said that.

Clairee:
Said what?

Ouiser:
Back at Truvy's. I said I'd be better off when my body wears out. I shouldn't have said that in front of Shelby. And I didn't mean that.

Clairee:
Ouiser, nobody pays any attention to you.

Ouiser:
But I feel bad, Clairee. I'm a terrible person.

Clairee:
No, you're not. You'd give your dog a kidney if he needed one.

Ouiser:
Yes. [looking shocked at how much pork and beans Clairee is putting in their cart] Clairee, this is just a gesture. We're not feedin' Drum till the end of time.

Clairee:
Drum loves pork and beans. He eats them with everything.

Ouiser:
That explains a lot. [she puts some back; cut to Annelle and Sammy's house, they're getting out of Sammy's truck]

Sammy:
You're supposed to soak the red beans overnight.

Annelle:
But we don't have overnight!! And I wanted to take it to 'em before they leave for the hospital tomorrow!

Sammy:
Then, let's cook somethin' else.

Annelle:
I already bought all the stuff and it's in the "freezes beautifully" section of my cookbook. I wanna take somethin that freezes beautifully.

Sammy:
Well, then, we'll make red beans and rice.

Annelle:
Sammy Wayne Desoto, what is this in my Frigidaire?

Sammy:
Beer.

Annelle:
I don't care what you do with your refrigerator, but you will not keep liquor in mine. [dumps beer out in yard]

Sammy:
Oh, Annelle, for Christ's sake!

Annelle:
Who? Who did you say?

Sammy:
Christ, Christ, Christ!

Annelle:
Are you speaking of our Lord? Is that whose name you're taking in vain?

Sammy:
That's the one.

Annelle:
Well, I'm sorry, Sammy. But I am not about to spend the next fifty years of my life with someone I'm not gonna run into in the hereafter.

Sammy:
Oh, Annelle, God damn it!

Annelle:
I think we should pray.

Sammy:
Oh, I'd rather eat dirt!