Pee-wee's Big Adventure1985

Francis:
Today's my birthday and my father says I can have anything I want.

Pee-wee:
Good for you and your father.

Francis:
So guess what I want.

Pee-wee:
A new brain.

Francis:
No. Your bike!

[Pee-wee laughs on the ground]

Francis:
What's so funny, Pee-wee?

Pee-wee:
[gets back on his feet] It's not for sale, Francis!

Francis:
My father says everything's negotiable, Pee-wee.

Pee-wee:
I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for 100 billion-million-TRILLION dollars!

Francis:
Then you're crazy!

Pee-wee:
I know you are, but what am I?

Francis:
You're a nerd!

Pee-wee:
I know you are, but what am I?

Francis:
You're an idiot!

Pee-wee:
I know you are, but what am I?

Pee-wee and Francis:
I know you are, but what am I?! I know you are, but what am I?! I know you are, but what am I?! I know you are, but what am I?! I know you are, but what am I?!

Pee-wee:
Infinity!

Francis:
No. I'm not.

Pee-wee and Francis:
You are! No way! Knock it off! Cut it out!

Francis:
Oh, shut up, Pee-wee!

Pee-wee:
Why don't you make me?

Francis:
Why don't you make me?

Pee-wee:
Because I don't make monkeys. I just train 'em!

Francis:
Come on, Pee-wee. Listen to reason!

[Pee-wee puts his hand beside his left ear]

Francis:
Come on!

Pee-wee:
Shh! I'm listening to reason.

Francis:
Pee-wee!

Pee-wee:
That's my name. Don't wear it out!

Francis:
Remember the first time I saw your bike? You were riding past my house, and I came running out to tell you how much I liked it even way back then?

Pee-wee:
I love that story.

[he takes his bike and leaves]

Francis:
[angrily points his finger at his rival] You'll be sorry, Pee-wee Herman!!