Life Is Beautiful1997

Giosué:
"No Jews or Dogs Allowed." Why do all the shops say, "No Jews Allowed"?

Guido:
Oh, that. "Not Allowed" signs are the latest trend! The other day, I was in a shop with my Chinese friend and his pet kangaroo, but their sign said, "No Chinese or Kangaroos Allowed," and I said to my friend, "Well, what can I do? They don't allow kangaroos."

Giosué:
We let everyone in our shop, don't we?

Guido:
Well, tomorrow, we'll put one up. We won't let in anything we don't like. What don't you like?

Giosué:
Spiders.

Guido:
Good I don't like Visigoths. Tomorrow, we'll get a sign: "No Spiders or Visigoths Allowed."