A Zed & Two Noughts

A Zed & Two Noughts1985

A Zed & Two Noughts is a 1985 film written and directed by Peter Greenaway. This film was Greenaway's first collaboration with cinematographer Sacha Vierny, who went on to shoot virtually all of Greenaway's work in the 1980s and 1990s, until Vie… more »

Alba Bewick:
I am about to become a mother, and you are about to become a father... or fathers.

Oswald Deuce:
You what?

Oliver Deuce:
You are?

Alba Bewick:
I am.

Oswald Deuce:
Good lord.

Oliver Deuce:
You can?

Alba Bewick:
Of course! Is leglessness a form of contraception?

Oswald Deuce:
I'm not sure.

Alba Bewick:
You're not sure!

Oswald Deuce:
I'm delighted!

Alba Bewick:
You are delighted! [suspiciously] A pregnant cripple and you are delighted? Think of what it will do to my sense of balance!

Oswald Deuce:
It might help! Give you more stability.

Alba Bewick:
Then you recommend it? Recommendation's one thing. A womb on crutches is another.

Oliver Deuce:
So... who's the father?

Alba Bewick:
Well, well, well. Why don't you discuss it between yourselves?

Oliver Deuce:
Why, don't you know?

Alba Bewick:
Grand dieu! Does an animal behaviorist need to ask such questions? As far as I'm concerned, you both are.

Oswald Deuce:
But you...

Alba Bewick:
NO BUTS! [smiling] You're brothers, aren't you? What's a few spermatozoa among brothers!

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