Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back2001
Genre: Comedy
Rating: R
Runtime: 104 minutes
[Jay and Silent Bob are in a van called "The Mystery Machine" with the Mystery Inc. gang as Scooby barks twice]
Jay:
Zoinks, yo.
Fred Jones:
Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. Pull off their masks and let's see who they really are!
Velma Dinkley:
I don't think they are masks.
Daphne Blake:
And I don't think that they're hitchhiking girls either.
Velma Dinkley:
GHOULS, you f***ing moron, not girls. [Daphne looks offended] But I wish they were hitchhiking girls, sexy hitchhiking girls.
Fred Jones:
Let's kick 'em out! We've got a mystery to solve!
Shaggy Rogers:
The only mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in the neckerchief!
Fred Jones:
[grabs Shaggy by the shirt] Keep it up, beatnik. I'll feed ya to the f***ing dog!
Daphne Blake:
[covers her ears] I CAN'T TAKE OFF THIS FIGHTING!
Jay:
YO! [the gang calms down] Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that... we call it... [holds up a Ziploc bag of cigarettes] DOOBY SNACKS!
Submitted by wikidude on July 19, 2022
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