Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back2001

Devil Jay:
[appears out of nowhere] Mua-ha-ha-ha!

[looks down at Jay's erection]

Devil Jay:
What the f*** are you waiting for? She went for the set up. Reach in your pants and pull your cock out, b*tch! Girls like that kind of sh*t.

Devil Jay #2:
[appears out of nowhere] Mua-ha-ha-ha! Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out. But we b*tch-slapped that motherf***er and sent him packing, so it's smooth sailing. Let it rip, boy...

[both devils disappear]

Angel Jay:
[with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing] Jesus loves the little children...

[stops singing]

Angel Jay:
Oh, sorry I'm late. So what's the deal here?

[looks down at Jay's erection]

Angel Jay:
Oh, sh*t! Don't tell me you're thinking of whipping your dick out at this fine piece of woman, are you?

[Jay nods. Angel slaps him with his harp]

Angel Jay:
Tell you what. Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks it's a good idea to whip your dick out.

[Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Silent Bob shakes his head no]

Angel Jay:
That's it, boy. Put the dick down. You gotta go from the heart, yo. No little perv-bullshit's gonna work for this one. Be smooth, be Don Juan de la Nooch. Now I gotta go beat the sh*t out of two sucker-punchin' little b*tches. Remember, don't pull your dick out 'til she asked. Or until she's sleeping. BOOOONG...

[disappears]