Blades of Glory2007

Skate Woodland Fairies:
Oh, no! It's the evil wizard!

Chazz:
[drunkenly] Hey, little forest creatures. None of you sons-of-b*tches try to be heroes. You hear me?

Gary the Squirrel:
Hey, Chazz. Come on.

Chazz:
Wow!

Gary the Squirrel:
It's Gary. What are you doing?

Chazz:
Hey, everyone! This is Gary, the squirrel. Now listen up. Gary's been a long-time friend. We've been skating for two and a half years. I remember when we were hanging out at the bus stop in Tucson, and Gary said, "I've got a third ball"-- [retches inside his costume] Damn it. I just threw up in here, people. That's the reality. Another layer to the legend. I am nothing but a human onion. In fact, we all are-- "[gags, begining to vomit] Oh, encore. [He retches again]

Grublets on Ice Manager:
Ladies and gentlemen, Grublets on Ice will be cancelled until further notice. No refunds will be given.

Chazz:
Oh Bring it on! Let it rain down on me.