The Holiday2006

Graham:
And what did you say?

Iris:
I asked her to hold. Can I call you back?

Graham:
I can hold while you speak to her.

Iris:
Really?

Graham:
Find out how she is.

Iris:
Okay. (switches call) My brother wants to know how you are.

Amanda:
Can you tell him I'm good and that I'm just taking Charlie for a walk in the village. Um, what's he been up to? Did he say?

Iris:
I'm not sure. Do you want me to ask him?

Amanda:
Uh, sure.

Iris:
Okay. Hold please. (switches back) I can't believe that you have had sex with the woman staying in my house!

Amanda:
He told you that?!

Iris:
Oh my God! I thought I was talking to Graham! Can you just hold, please? I'm terribly sorry. (switches again) I can't believe you had sex with Amanda! The one thing she asked me was, 'Are there any men in your town?', and I assured her that there were not. And then you meet her and immediately get into her knickers!

Amanda:
Still me!

Iris:
Bollocks! I must have lost him. Amanda, I am so sorry.