Withnail and I1986

Withnail:
Are we there?

Marwood:
No we're not, we're here. We're in the middle of a f***ing gale. Look out that window, if you see anything, anything at all, tell me.

Withnail:
Where's the whiskey?

Marwood:
What for?

Withnail:
I've got a bastard behind the eyes. I can't take aspirins without a drink. Where's the aspirins?

Marwood:
Probably in the bathroom.

Withnail:
You mean we've come out here in the middle of f***ing nowhere without aspirins?

Marwood:
Where are we?!

Withnail:
How should I know where we are? I feel like a pig shat in my head!