Kung Pow! Enter the Fist2002

Betty:
I am a great magician. Your clothes are red!

[the Mayor is wearing red robes]

Mayor:
Wow! Please, do it again! Wait, who's that?

[a henchman runs in]

Henchman:
Betty- he-he's alive, Betty. He's still alive, Betty.

Betty:
Still alive? How can that be? Oh this is bad, this is very bad. Your clothes are black. The Council will not be pleased.

[the Mayor's robes are now black]

Mayor:
But Betty, do they have to know?

Betty:
He's supposed to be dead! I am responsible. He alone can disrupt the Evil Council's plan. Him and that infernal Toungey! Red clothes!

[The Mayor's robes change back to being red]

Mayor:
Master Betty, might I inquire- what is the Evil Council's plan?

Betty:
It is evil. Meheh, it is so evil. It is a bad, bad plan that will hurt many people that are good. I think it's great, because it's so bad.

Mayor:
I see. I think.