Promising Young Woman2020

Paul:
[laughing] That was humiliating!

Cassandra:
Why don't you just f*** off, now OK?

Paul:
Wait, are you sober? Oh sh*t! You're that psycho that Jerry took home.

Cassandra:
I don't know what you're talking about.

Paul:
You know what, not interested, sweetheart. Why don't you just take crazy somewhere else? You're not even that hot.

Cassandra:
You're hardly dropping panties yourself, Paul. When was the last time you scored in daylight?

Paul:
[threateningly] Careful.

Cassandra:
[advancing on him] No, you be careful. I'm not the only one who does this. And some of the other girls really are crazy.

Paul:
I don't believe you.

Cassandra:
There's a woman in this city who carries a pair of scissors.

Paul:
You're lying.

Cassandra:
Try it out next time you go out, and see what happens.

Paul:
Why do you guys have to ruin everything?

[runs off crying]