The Boat That Rocked2009

Quentin:
Gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you prefer?

Thick Kevin:
Good news.

Quentin:
Okay. The good news is the engine has exploded and we're all going to die.

Dave:
Hello, Dr Dave, Radio Rock. How is that good news?

Quentin:
I haven't yet told you how we're going to die. That's the bad news.

Simon:
How are we gonna die?

Quentin:
We're going to drown in the freezing waters of the North Sea.

Felicity:
Dearie me.

Quentin:
There is a huge hole in the side of the boat and in an unfortunate development, it transpires that the lifeboats are useless.

Thick Kevin:
[to Angus] Actually, that's quite good for you, isn't it? 'Cause you can't swim, so you'll die quicker.

Quentin:
Sorry.