The Shivering Truth2018

Indian Mobster:
Why will you not die already?

Severed Head:
Uh, why don't you brush your teeth already?

Audience:
[laughs]

Indian Mobster:
I'm warning you -- keep it up and I'll stop this holy war right now.

Severed Head:
Bawk-bawk, honey. A-bawk-bawk. [slide whistle plays]

Severed Head:
Mm, check the hottie in the front row. Hey, uh, missy, you care for a three-way? or at least a 2 1/4-way?

Audience:
[laughs]

Severed Head:
Hey, I'm not severed where it counts.

Indian Mobster:
Please die, for the love of Allah.

Severed Head:
Tell you what, I'll die if you answer one question.

Indian Mobster:
You have a deal. Fire away.

Severed Head:
Why does your faith glorify hate?

Audience:
[gasping]

Indian Mobster:
You really want to know? For me, it's -- s-see, I never had a mother. [sniffles]

Audience:
[boos]

Severed Head:
Wait, wait, if you never had a mom, then how do you exist at all?

Indian Mobster:
Jumpin' Jihad, you're right.

[The Indian Mobster disappeared out of existence]

Audience:
[cheered and applause]